If you want to be sad forever, let your happiness depend on people and events.
If you want your egungun to enter express, believe what people say about you in your presence.
If you want to bury your future, believe a politician.
If you want to lose, negotiate with emotions.
If you want to bite your finger @ old age, give up.
If you want to feel inferior, compare yourself with others.
If you never want to start, think about what people would say.
If you want to die poor, eat your seed.
If you want to be unhappy, hang around people/places that kill your vibes.
If you want to die lonely, believe people hate (or are jealous of) you for no reason.
If you’re a Christian, seek God and His kingdom in biblical truth.
If you think I’m jobless, expect another ‘if’ post. Mtcheeew